Somewhere between the plastic tablecloth and the novelty napkin holder, patriotic decorating lost its nerve. It stopped committing to anything

Nobody is neutral about a decorated golf cart. Either you drove past a neighborhood parade and thought someone had too

The flag has been doing heavy lifting for this country’s front porches since before your house was built. And yet

You have a glue gun. You have three days until the Fourth. You’ve already looked at twelve Pinterest boards and

There’s a version of patriotic decorating that involves plastic table covers and inflatable eagles. This is not that. The homes

The generic wreath and a mat that says “Welcome.” That’s the standard American summer porch. That’s what ninety percent of

The front door is doing a job. It’s the first thing anyone sees before they ring the bell, walk into

Everyone pins the gorgeous party photos. Nobody reads past the first step of the tutorial. Then July arrives and they’re

Most people’s idea of decorating for the Fourth is buying a $12 pack of paper plates and calling it themed.

Farmhouse decorating has a test that most seasonal décor fails. The test is: does this look like it belongs here,